1 00:00:05,583 --> 00:00:06,618 Speed dating: 2 00:00:06,618 --> 00:00:10,137 mini-date format, which are carried out 3 00:00:10,137 --> 00:00:16,012 in bars, restaurants or discos. 4 00:00:17,899 --> 00:00:21,500 Thank you for arriving quickly, Traven. The situation is critical. 5 00:00:21,500 --> 00:00:24,581 Thank you for saving me from mother's goulash. 6 00:00:24,581 --> 00:00:26,290 -What this time? -Factum. 7 00:00:26,290 --> 00:00:29,982 Sergey Faktum? Amateur plant bombs? 8 00:00:29,982 --> 00:00:32,373 He was caught a month ago. 9 00:00:32,373 --> 00:00:34,947 We put his camera for wiretapping. 10 00:00:34,947 --> 00:00:37,535 Before arrest he managed to plant another one. 11 00:00:37,535 --> 00:00:40,096 Under a chair in this restaurant. 12 00:00:40,096 --> 00:00:45,971 -We're there. -Bring me a micro earpiece! 13 00:00:46,618 --> 00:00:48,301 The bomb is not easy. 14 00:00:48,301 --> 00:00:50,299 Responsive to weight fluctuations. 15 00:00:50,299 --> 00:00:53,059 A man sits on a chair heavier than 50 kg - that's it. 16 00:00:53,059 --> 00:00:54,939 He gets up - the bomb will explode. 17 00:00:54,939 --> 00:00:56,299 1, 2, how do you hear? 18 00:00:56,299 --> 00:00:58,496 We found a bomb. There is a woman on the chair. 19 00:00:58,496 --> 00:01:01,335 She looks thin. Maybe it will pass. 20 00:01:01,335 --> 00:01:03,372 Sapper, is the drone in place? 21 00:01:03,372 --> 00:01:05,547 Yes. Ultra-modern 22 00:01:05,547 --> 00:01:08,922 and ultra-inconspicuous. 23 00:01:14,178 --> 00:01:16,458 Clients are notified we don't put it. 24 00:01:16,458 --> 00:01:18,459 If they panic, trouble will inevitably follow. 25 00:01:18,459 --> 00:01:21,266 You must apply yours knowledge of a conflict specialist 26 00:01:21,266 --> 00:01:24,177 and don't let this girl raise her ass. 27 00:01:24,177 --> 00:01:25,544 And we will clear the chair. 28 00:01:25,544 --> 00:01:27,264 Find me a restaurant plan! 29 00:01:27,264 --> 00:01:30,302 Wait a minute! What am I, should I talk her down? 30 00:01:30,302 --> 00:01:33,414 My specialization is terrorists, suicides... 31 00:01:33,414 --> 00:01:36,495 Moreover! Really Are you scared of the girl? 32 00:01:36,495 --> 00:01:38,138 Try speed dating. 33 00:01:38,138 --> 00:01:44,263 The task is to please girl in 7 minutes. 34 00:01:44,379 --> 00:01:46,879 AIDS DATING 35 00:01:50,297 --> 00:01:51,381 Good evening. 36 00:01:51,381 --> 00:01:53,451 Good evening. 37 00:01:53,451 --> 00:01:55,076 Sophie. 38 00:01:55,387 --> 00:01:56,975 And your name is... 39 00:01:56,975 --> 00:01:58,455 - "Gbr"? -What? 40 00:01:58,455 --> 00:02:00,205 "Gbr"? 41 00:02:02,141 --> 00:02:03,641 No. 42 00:02:04,100 --> 00:02:06,017 I have a Hungarian name. It is written 43 00:02:06,017 --> 00:02:09,058 "Gbr", and pronounced - "Gabregen". 44 00:02:09,058 --> 00:02:11,256 - "Gabregen"? -You can just Gaber. 45 00:02:11,256 --> 00:02:13,538 Clear. Well, hello Gaber. 46 00:02:13,538 --> 00:02:17,418 Tell us - who are you, what are you... 47 00:02:17,418 --> 00:02:18,495 Does something hurt? 48 00:02:18,495 --> 00:02:20,657 Captain, I can't hear you. 49 00:02:20,657 --> 00:02:23,495 Make sure the mechanism did not come into effect. 50 00:02:23,495 --> 00:02:26,378 -Sophie, how much do you weigh? -What? 51 00:02:26,378 --> 00:02:29,494 I have a question paper designed - for speed. 52 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:32,296 Question 1: name. Question 2: weight. 53 00:02:32,296 --> 00:02:34,796 Are you kidding me? 54 00:02:34,857 --> 00:02:38,181 -I'm waiting for good news. -I can’t see the bomb 55 00:02:38,181 --> 00:02:42,556 but I scanned the young lady. 56 00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:44,465 WEIGHT: 48 kg 57 00:02:44,465 --> 00:02:48,137 -Even the bra size is indicated... -Traven, she weighs 48 kg. 58 00:02:48,137 --> 00:02:49,778 The bomb is inert. 59 00:02:49,778 --> 00:02:51,462 48 kg! Shine! 60 00:02:51,462 --> 00:02:54,712 How did you guess? 61 00:02:56,574 --> 00:02:57,890 I'm under the chair. 62 00:02:57,890 --> 00:02:59,139 Look. 63 00:02:59,139 --> 00:03:00,461 48 kg 64 00:03:00,461 --> 00:03:03,541 You know what, Gaber? Let's leave peacefully. 65 00:03:03,541 --> 00:03:05,375 Don't be offended. 66 00:03:05,375 --> 00:03:08,576 My mother persuaded me come here. 67 00:03:08,576 --> 00:03:09,775 Do you understand? 68 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:12,144 Another one of her crazy ideas. 69 00:03:12,144 --> 00:03:14,769 48 kg - 51 kg 70 00:03:15,697 --> 00:03:17,824 Let's sit! Otherwise we'll screw everything up. 71 00:03:17,824 --> 00:03:19,857 I mean, let's not rush. 72 00:03:19,857 --> 00:03:21,017 Backup plan. 73 00:03:21,017 --> 00:03:24,337 We will send a sapper defuse the bomb. 74 00:03:24,337 --> 00:03:26,382 In the meantime, seduce the girl. 75 00:03:26,382 --> 00:03:28,504 So that you don’t even think of getting up from your seat! 76 00:03:28,504 --> 00:03:31,902 Sorry. I'm a little I'm nervous. 77 00:03:31,902 --> 00:03:35,539 And my ear hurts too... I came hoping 78 00:03:35,539 --> 00:03:39,971 what do you and I need no need to tumble. 79 00:03:39,971 --> 00:03:42,869 Well, subjects to me today we come across... 80 00:03:42,869 --> 00:03:46,263 One is interested in weight, the other - sadomasochism, 81 00:03:46,263 --> 00:03:50,495 third with idiotic tricks tried to hook up... 82 00:03:50,495 --> 00:03:53,214 Where are the organizers? What a mess? 83 00:03:53,214 --> 00:03:56,858 I waited in line for two hours to the blonde. 84 00:03:56,858 --> 00:04:00,624 And some guy came up to her hooked This is unacceptable! 85 00:04:00,624 --> 00:04:01,624 Traven, 86 00:04:01,619 --> 00:04:05,018 reinforcement helmet. - Hello. 87 00:04:05,018 --> 00:04:06,577 Do you need provisions? 88 00:04:06,577 --> 00:04:08,737 The young lady will order now. 89 00:04:08,737 --> 00:04:11,340 I'll treat you. What will you drink? 90 00:04:11,340 --> 00:04:12,507 Another beer. 91 00:04:12,507 --> 00:04:15,984 This time - a large mug. 92 00:04:15,984 --> 00:04:17,258 -And you? -Yes. 93 00:04:17,258 --> 00:04:20,855 No! I'm on duty, what beer! 94 00:04:20,855 --> 00:04:22,542 “Imunele” for me. 95 00:04:22,542 --> 00:04:23,818 It's very tasty. 96 00:04:23,818 --> 00:04:27,261 One beer, one Imunele. 97 00:04:27,261 --> 00:04:29,216 Persuaded. I'll sit some more. 98 00:04:29,216 --> 00:04:30,776 I'll tell you the truth: 99 00:04:30,776 --> 00:04:33,626 you are the last of the candidates. And the appearance is OK. 100 00:04:33,626 --> 00:04:37,094 Besides, I'm still parking paid before midnight. 101 00:04:37,094 --> 00:04:39,536 -I'll get some impressions. -Your bag! 102 00:04:39,536 --> 00:04:41,135 -What's happened? -Sorry. 103 00:04:41,135 --> 00:04:42,947 Don't remove it from your lap. 104 00:04:42,947 --> 00:04:46,304 The floor is terribly dirty. I advise you in a friendly manner. 105 00:04:46,304 --> 00:04:48,457 Can you hang it on the back? 106 00:04:48,457 --> 00:04:51,131 -Yes, let him hang it. -Yes, let him hang it. 107 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:53,543 Very kind from your side. 108 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:59,418 Traven, a little more. The sapper is on his way. 109 00:04:59,774 --> 00:05:06,274 At the next intersection turn right. 110 00:05:08,626 --> 00:05:11,897 Well, tell me. How long have you been without a girlfriend? 111 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:13,457 -Pop 0 I'm trying to guess 112 00:05:13,457 --> 00:05:16,819 -Disappointed in your beloved? -Everything is more complicated. 113 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:19,459 -Married? -What do you think? 114 00:05:19,459 --> 00:05:21,780 Maybe there are children? 115 00:05:21,780 --> 00:05:23,654 -Not sure. -What is he carrying? 116 00:05:23,654 --> 00:05:27,784 In the manual it says “no”, don’t answer. 117 00:05:27,784 --> 00:05:30,976 So, beer for 9 o'clock, 118 00:05:30,976 --> 00:05:34,476 "Imunele" for 3 hours. 119 00:05:34,782 --> 00:05:37,532 Your health. 120 00:05:44,212 --> 00:05:46,945 -What's happened? -Sorry. Just... 121 00:05:46,945 --> 00:05:49,458 Everyone else was drinking strong drinks. 122 00:05:49,458 --> 00:05:54,458 They were probably afraid when they saw me. 123 00:05:55,420 --> 00:05:58,419 Let's talk about you. What do you do? 124 00:05:58,419 --> 00:06:02,419 - I get it for nuts. -They are being persecuted in a group, clearly. 125 00:06:02,419 --> 00:06:04,015 Who exactly is the conflict with? 126 00:06:04,015 --> 00:06:08,105 Not really. I work as a legal consultant in the company of Vee. 127 00:06:08,105 --> 00:06:10,503 On us endlessly idiots sue 128 00:06:10,503 --> 00:06:14,417 choked on nuts. 129 00:06:14,417 --> 00:06:17,573 I answer all day for phone calls. 130 00:06:17,573 --> 00:06:19,900 I can't do anything else... 131 00:06:19,900 --> 00:06:21,860 What are you doing? 132 00:06:21,860 --> 00:06:23,417 You can't tell right away. 133 00:06:23,417 --> 00:06:25,458 I have many professions. 134 00:06:25,458 --> 00:06:30,174 Conflictologist, psychologist, and sometimes... 135 00:06:30,174 --> 00:06:31,698 Sniper. 136 00:06:31,698 --> 00:06:34,141 I'm serious. Who do you work for? 137 00:06:34,141 --> 00:06:36,582 I mean - currently? 138 00:06:36,582 --> 00:06:40,704 Honestly? I'm trying to cope 139 00:06:40,704 --> 00:06:43,579 with one bomb. 140 00:06:43,895 --> 00:06:44,899 0. 141 00:06:44,899 --> 00:06:46,615 There's a dead end here! 142 00:06:46,615 --> 00:06:49,734 He crawled in the pipe left or right? 143 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:54,297 You said right I crawled to the right! 144 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:56,342 Yes, but... 145 00:06:56,342 --> 00:07:03,617 It was the wrong "right". There's no ventilation there. 146 00:07:03,617 --> 00:07:07,177 Traven, the sapper is on the way! The female must be immobilized! 147 00:07:07,177 --> 00:07:08,583 Tell her... 148 00:07:08,583 --> 00:07:12,333 What do women like? 149 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:19,218 Tell me... Tell me about yourself. 150 00:07:19,218 --> 00:07:21,416 You probably love travel. 151 00:07:21,416 --> 00:07:22,616 No. 152 00:07:22,616 --> 00:07:23,898 Usually it works. 153 00:07:23,898 --> 00:07:26,500 We need to talk about what interests them. 154 00:07:26,500 --> 00:07:28,662 You are an athlete. It's immediately obvious. 155 00:07:28,662 --> 00:07:32,342 You know what? You're terrible attractive. 156 00:07:32,342 --> 00:07:34,699 -We all think so. -Well, well. Decided 157 00:07:34,699 --> 00:07:37,732 save time and start glue it all the way? 158 00:07:37,732 --> 00:07:39,586 Wow. 159 00:07:39,586 --> 00:07:41,415 Tell her that her eyes... 160 00:07:41,415 --> 00:07:45,813 ...look like emeralds, You drown in them, like in the ocean. 161 00:07:45,813 --> 00:07:51,502 Enough. This is even more nasty. Come up with something! 162 00:07:51,502 --> 00:07:53,259 Anything more original! 163 00:07:53,259 --> 00:07:54,417 Well, there... 164 00:07:54,417 --> 00:07:56,135 Take an example from Sylvain. 165 00:07:56,135 --> 00:07:58,135 Sylvain! 166 00:07:58,735 --> 00:08:00,667 Traven, hold on. 167 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:04,042 The sapper is already in place. 168 00:08:05,135 --> 00:08:06,657 Sophie... 169 00:08:06,657 --> 00:08:08,578 Don't panic. I'm here, I'm nearby. 170 00:08:08,578 --> 00:08:10,939 Let's be honest. What are your requirements? 171 00:08:10,939 --> 00:08:12,939 Requirements? 172 00:08:12,939 --> 00:08:15,535 How do I know... 173 00:08:15,535 --> 00:08:18,140 I want you to accepted who I am. 174 00:08:18,140 --> 00:08:20,254 I'm ready. Speak boldly. 175 00:08:20,254 --> 00:08:22,259 I will make all concessions. 176 00:08:22,259 --> 00:08:25,499 Come on. I myself I don't know what to demand. 177 00:08:25,499 --> 00:08:30,254 I just want to meet a kind and affectionate person. 178 00:08:30,254 --> 00:08:33,056 It will seem stupid to you but for once 179 00:08:33,056 --> 00:08:35,813 I wanted... soar up. 180 00:08:35,813 --> 00:08:38,699 I guarantee the car but about the helicopter 181 00:08:38,699 --> 00:08:40,949 not sure. 182 00:08:42,415 --> 00:08:44,102 She's not a suicide bomber! 183 00:08:44,102 --> 00:08:47,531 -She doesn’t want to part with her life! -What about speed dating? 184 00:08:47,531 --> 00:08:48,986 This is no accident. 185 00:08:48,986 --> 00:08:56,986 Captain, the clients at the window are asking, Is it possible to order hot? 186 00:08:59,743 --> 00:09:01,618 So... 187 00:09:01,854 --> 00:09:03,820 Red posting 188 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,108 on the red button. 189 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:07,498 You know what? Nothing will work out for us. 190 00:09:07,498 --> 00:09:09,172 I'll go. 191 00:09:09,172 --> 00:09:11,304 If she gets up We all have a blast! 192 00:09:11,304 --> 00:09:14,554 Complete the task! 193 00:09:14,578 --> 00:09:16,453 Traven! 194 00:09:16,737 --> 00:09:19,778 Sophie, listen. I'm just like you, human. 195 00:09:19,778 --> 00:09:21,615 I understand your feelings. 196 00:09:21,615 --> 00:09:23,898 From morning to evening you listen to people, 197 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,024 trying to help them 198 00:09:26,024 --> 00:09:29,495 but who will help you? Who will listen? 199 00:09:29,495 --> 00:09:33,821 And then suddenly you meet a person - 200 00:09:33,821 --> 00:09:35,497 unusual, 201 00:09:35,497 --> 00:09:37,542 even intimidating. 202 00:09:37,542 --> 00:09:39,376 Order. He mobilized. 203 00:09:39,376 --> 00:09:41,379 Robert, you have a minute left. 204 00:09:41,379 --> 00:09:43,936 This is for table 12! Lively! 205 00:09:43,936 --> 00:09:45,333 Eat! 206 00:09:45,333 --> 00:09:48,425 You want to pour out your soul 207 00:09:48,425 --> 00:09:51,616 however you can't post everything 208 00:09:51,616 --> 00:09:53,787 to this stranger. 209 00:09:53,787 --> 00:09:57,697 But today we must overcome your fears. 210 00:09:57,697 --> 00:10:01,418 I'll help you. I'll listen, I'll save you. 211 00:10:01,418 --> 00:10:04,334 Let's get out together. 212 00:10:04,334 --> 00:10:07,893 But we'll leave here safe and sound. 213 00:10:07,893 --> 00:10:09,775 Proud, unbending. 214 00:10:09,775 --> 00:10:11,497 Alive and healthy. 215 00:10:11,497 --> 00:10:14,372 On your own. 216 00:10:15,415 --> 00:10:18,415 You can go crazy. 217 00:10:19,454 --> 00:10:21,954 What's that there? 218 00:10:23,293 --> 00:10:26,896 You can just go crazy. 219 00:10:26,896 --> 00:10:28,578 I noticed... 220 00:10:28,578 --> 00:10:31,927 Guys have nothing to do with it don't stop, by God. 221 00:10:31,927 --> 00:10:33,301 On my own... 222 00:10:33,301 --> 00:10:35,224 I'm just shocked! 223 00:10:35,224 --> 00:10:36,812 Well, you give it. 224 00:10:36,812 --> 00:10:38,777 Applause! 225 00:10:38,777 --> 00:10:41,372 Attraction of the century! 226 00:10:41,372 --> 00:10:42,977 Hypnotist! 227 00:10:42,977 --> 00:10:44,216 I just... 228 00:10:44,216 --> 00:10:47,134 “Let’s find a more unfortunate girl. 229 00:10:47,134 --> 00:10:49,256 It will be easier to persuade her." 230 00:10:49,256 --> 00:10:51,415 Get out of here. 231 00:10:51,415 --> 00:10:53,665 All the best. 232 00:10:55,219 --> 00:10:58,344 It's about to explode! 233 00:11:08,730 --> 00:11:10,779 What an idiotic idea. 234 00:11:10,779 --> 00:11:12,252 Thank you, mommy. 235 00:11:12,252 --> 00:11:13,693 "At least check it out." 236 00:11:13,693 --> 00:11:15,008 What are you looking at? 237 00:11:15,008 --> 00:11:17,420 Move your chair back! 238 00:11:17,420 --> 00:11:20,056 "Dating sites - this is so great. 239 00:11:20,056 --> 00:11:23,556 Everyone uses them." 240 00:11:35,852 --> 00:11:38,305 There are some crazy people there. 241 00:11:38,305 --> 00:11:40,423 And this Gaber... 242 00:11:40,423 --> 00:11:43,383 What kind of Hungarian is he? Pea jester. 243 00:11:43,383 --> 00:11:46,859 When I get home, I'll call you. Kiss. 244 00:11:46,859 --> 00:11:48,609 Oops! 245 00:12:05,089 --> 00:12:07,453 After that I was done with everything. 246 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:10,261 Bombs, terrorists, hostages... 247 00:12:10,261 --> 00:12:11,936 I couldn't do this anymore. 248 00:12:11,936 --> 00:12:13,736 But I realized an important thing. 249 00:12:13,736 --> 00:12:16,733 I realized that the cops They don’t know how to frame. 250 00:12:16,733 --> 00:12:19,166 That's why I 251 00:12:19,166 --> 00:12:22,576 Jacques Travin, created dating site for workers 252 00:12:22,576 --> 00:12:24,655 law enforcement agencies. 253 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:28,610 First dating site passed the certification of the Ministry of Internal Affairs. 254 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:31,339 Girls, we are waiting for you.